she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm like, not good at living.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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