He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I see more hoeing in ur future
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