If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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