I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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