You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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