she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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