what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Randomize
