Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I still have a little drunk in my system
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
