dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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