so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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