I want to stick my p in your. b.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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