I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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