how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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