that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Pooping to opera.
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