Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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