Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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