dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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