did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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