The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
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I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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