How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
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He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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