I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize