It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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