she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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