just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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