He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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