Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
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Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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