someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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