my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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