My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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