1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
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You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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