I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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