Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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