I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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