i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
My breasts were aching with rage.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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