At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
only you would photoshop your dick
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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