After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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