census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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