so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
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I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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