i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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