We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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