the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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