I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
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WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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