I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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