haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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