i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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