i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
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Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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