i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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