Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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