I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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