I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
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I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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