Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Randomize
