Only a mothe r could love this liver
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
i think my cat just said my name.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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