I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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