happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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